Objective news from across the realm of Rhy'Din.

9.01.2007

Its Raining...Pie?
By: Candace Twist of the Tropicana Twist
Contributor: ((Elly))



Early in the morning on August 15 Residents of Rhy'Din were shocked by a strange turn in the weather. Pie filling began falling from the sky in several of the poorer districts of the city. Citizens were seen scrambling for pots pans and anything they could find to hold this bounty from heaven.

Unconfirmed reports have three poor orphans and a fat man brawling in the streets over a rusted bucket filled with apple pie filling. Also three gnomes were dragon lifted to the nearby Rhy'Din Crisis Medical Center with cases of Furza Fruit poisoning.

Cleanup crews worked round the clock to remove the remains of the odd but delicious rain before vermin and other health issues arose. All salvageable filling was delivered to the Bleak Street Spoon and Knife Soup Kitchen, where it is being distributed to anyone who asks.

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